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Replace “Cheetos” with wine, and that’s me. Haha! I hate Cheetos and Doritos. They turn your fingers all orange and by the time you’re done eating them, you feel like a Cheeto. It’s all up under your fingernails and in your hair and armpits and stuff and you look like a pumpkin pooped on you.

Replace “Cheetos” with wine, and that’s me. Haha! I hate Cheetos and Doritos. They turn your fingers all orange and by the time you’re done eating them, you feel like a Cheeto. It’s all up under your fingernails and in your hair and armpits and stuff and you look like a pumpkin pooped on you.

  1. pattidoestris said: This is me today. I love Cheethos.
  2. losingitall said: I think the Cheetos are lik Wotsits over here, quite gross.
  3. mjdoeslife reblogged this from shortmom and added:
    For me, replace Cheetos with donuts :)
  4. 94monkeys said: I also hate Cheetos and Doritos! Less because of the orange than because of the flavor though (MEH)
  5. melanieisdoinglife said: A pumpkin pooped on you! Hysterical!
  6. mr-lindsey said: Cheetos are best when eaten with chopsticks.
  7. runningwithguts said: I hate any and all powdered flavoring on food.
  8. chrystidoeslife said: Armpits….LMFAO….
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