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Lock designed to keep others out of your Ben & Jerry’s pint may be useful for us 4n4challengers. Have a loved one set the secret code so you can’t get into your own pint without asking. However: 1. I would just rip through the bottom with a knife, Norman Bates-style. 2. I never buy ice cream because I eat it all at once. It is my kryptonite.

Lock designed to keep others out of your Ben & Jerry’s pint may be useful for us 4n4challengers. Have a loved one set the secret code so you can’t get into your own pint without asking.

However:

1. I would just rip through the bottom with a knife, Norman Bates-style.

2. I never buy ice cream because I eat it all at once. It is my kryptonite.

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  2. blissmanifesto said: So Delicious brand coconut milk ice cream, no sugar-added flavors… just sayin’.
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  4. lostweightgainedlove said: As the mother or norman?
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  8. melanieisdoinglife said: That is so funny! I love the dreyers single serving cups. Keeps the consumption to a minimum.
  9. runningthankful said: I would take a chain saw to it if I had to!
  10. darcythrives said: I’m glad you said #1 because that was honest to god the first thing I thought. And also, yes, pint of ice cream & me = no no.
  11. iron-inside said: Your ice cream would be safe with me :)
  12. chrystidoeslife said: You could live 8.5 miles away from an ice cream shop that charges exactly $1 for a small cone & is only open seasonally & changes flavors 2x a week, thus forcing you to run/walk/bike at least 8.5 miles to eat it, 17 if you can’t find a ride home.
  13. squatsinthecurlrack said: All i see here is the need for a Power drill and a straw.
  14. notovernight said: I have been buying a lot of Ben an Jerry lately. I actually weigh out a serving on the scale. It is something I have learned to control. And if I am only having 98g of ice cream it better be good
  15. thisfearlesslife said: I can’t buy it either!